titytwochainz:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

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#FAV #OMFUCKK 

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

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nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

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take notes from our selfie king: No.1 this is how you hold your phone.

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bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target

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#at target #get out #t: video 

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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#get the fuck out 

fun fact:

bootykage:

nigga and nigger are the same word if you arent black

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#this is so fucking ignorant #i swear to god #nigger is more offense than nigga #butt hurt black people 

gaypee:

intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

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The Creepface online search engine can be found here

REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

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#'keep all the girls safe' oh but what about the men? #signal boost 

you & i (x)

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#these little fucks #g: one direction #type: work queue 

My mum used to cook all my food, she used to do all my washing and my ironing so that was quite easy.  Anything that my mum makes is good. My favourite’s gonna be the spag bols and spaghetti bolognese. She makes good spaghetti bolognese… (c)

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#leave #p: zayn malik #type: work queue