bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing
Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off
your ex already did
this is the teacher from the incredibles
take notes from our selfie king: No.1 this is how you hold your phone.
these hoes aint loyal
this shit would never happen at Target
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
nigga and nigger are the same word if you arent black
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And stay safe girlies.
“My mum used to cook all my food, she used to do all my washing and my ironing so that was quite easy. Anything that my mum makes is good. My favourite’s gonna be the spag bols and spaghetti bolognese. She makes good spaghetti bolognese…” (c)